Aino Seiji-san!
This is sudden...
But if you don't kiss, you'll die!
Please go away.
I have no need for a shinigami.
Religious door-to-door solicitor? Or maybe a new scam?
You should really listen until people are done talking.
Love Tyrant
I'm Getting In on This, Too x Whoa! Forbidden Love?!
What do you think this is?
It's not a Death Note, is it?
It's not.
This is a Kiss Note!
K-Kiss Note?!
For starters, take a look inside.
O-Okay...
Hage Chira
Tanima Saki x Hida Manjirou
Maeda Mayuko
Aino Seiji x
My name?
Given what this is ripping off...
It can't be!
That's right. You guessed it.
Anyone whose name is written in this notebook must kiss someone within 24 hours,
or death awaits.
My death, that is.
I see. As I thought...
Huh?
I will die.
Please don't abandon me!
If this kiss doesn't happen, I'm going to die!
Yeah?
Do you feel no guilt at all about leaving a frail girl like me to die?!
Just go die.
Murderer!
You're Seiji the Love Murderer!
So what do you want from me?
You're finally going to listen to what I have to say?
Only because I don't want the neighbors to call the cops.
Well, as I was explaining earlier, I need a kiss from you.
That's what I came here for.
I see.
I figured she was going to give me some kind of religious spiel,
but she's actually just a pervert?
A k-kiss?
So it's true that a girl's sexual desire increases after a certain age?
No way! This must be some new kind of blackmail scheme!
Besides, she says to k-k-k-kiss like it's so easy, but it's my first time!
I would like to ask a question.
After this k-kiss, will you demand a large sum of money?
I won't do that.
In fact, this will surely be the beginning of the best time of your life.
And I will be saved by your love!
I-I can't believe she wants me that bad!
Come on! Come on!
N-Now that I really look at her, she's pretty cute.
Well, then, we should immediately...
N-No man could pass up this chance!
A-Are you satisfied now?
You seem to be misunderstanding something.
Huh?
Well, anyway, let me show you what this notebook does.
Huh? No reaction?!
Let's see... I'll write down the Prime Minister's name.
Gashuuin Shouzou
And next to that, I'll write the name of the House Speaker, with an "x" between them.
That's it.
Now, I'll turn on the TV.
A shocking development has just occurred, while the Diet is in session!
What is this image?!
Any two people whose names are paired in this notebook will kiss within 24 hours.
Seriously?! That's awesome!
Buy why did you pair up two men?!
It's my hobby.
You're horrible!
Aino Seiji x
Basically, if two names aren't written together in this notebook, it has no effect.
Right now, only your name is written, so...
Then what I did just now...
...was just sexual assault.
B-But that was because you were being misleading! No... I'm really sorry!
Ah, well, it's not as if I didn't enjoy it...
The broadcast has been disrupted. Please stand by.
O-ho, I see!
Memo: How to Set Flags
So this is how you set a flag! It's easier than I thought!
Give me back my feelings...
I wanted to see a beautiful BL scene between two hot voice actors,
so I tried to write their names,
but I got a kanji wrong, and it turned into your name instead!
So this is all your fault?!
As an apology, I figured I would pair you with the boy of your dreams.
Why does it have to be a boy?!
By the way, if one's name remains unpaired for 24 hours,
they will be a virgin forever...
And I will die.
That's way too much!
Let's do our best so that doesn't happen!
So we've come to "school," where desire, youth, and flags abound!
Just try not to stand out, please.
It's okay!
The opportunism setting is active, so normal people can't see me.
Now, then, where's the target?
Her boobs are huge!
Amazing, Akane! That was a new personal best!
Really?
Yay!
Oh! So the one you want to kiss, whether she's willing or not, is Hiyama Akane-san!
D-Don't say that like I'm some kind of kissing demon!
That's what you did to me, though.
Aino-kun!
Hiyama-san!
Boing...
What's the matter? You didn't go home already?
Her boobs are huge!
Y-Yeah, I kinda forgot something.
She's so cute...
So, she really can't see you, right?
You're such a worrywart. No, she can't!
I see!
So even if I do this, it's totally fine.
Ninja Art: Her Pants Just Happened to Do This!
What are you doing?! Hey!
See? She hasn't noticed.
Who's the girl in the cosplay?
Huh?
Why can she see me?!
Hey!
Didn't you say everything would be okay?!
Huh?
H-Hiyama-san, th-this girl means nothing to me!
Wh-What do you mean, nothing? You even kissed me!
You... That was just...
You kissed her?
No, it was just an accident!
How dare you call it that?!
So you've kissed this girl?
You have, haven't you?
I'll execute you!
Huh?
You cheated on me, so it simply can't be helped.
Huh? Cheated?
I'm not g-going out with you, though... right?
For now, but that might change in the near future.
That's why I can't forgive you cheating on me, even now!
What even gave you that idea?!
And where'd those knives come from?!
Gurkha knives! That's a dual-wield weapon!
Now's not the time to be impressed!
How dare you flirt with the person you're cheating with right in front of me?!
W-W-Wait a second!
Duck!
You saved me...
That was close.
You didn't make it!
Why won't she die?!
You were serious?!
Ah, are you okay?
I should be asking you that!
You're flirting again!
You'll never get away with this, you homewrecker!
That's a line out of a daytime soap opera!
Hey, what's with you all of a sudden?
Forget it! Just run!
To think that Hiyama-san was...
Yup. She's a yandere.
But if she returns your feelings, then that's great, right?
Well, any guy would think that.
How nice it'd be to kiss a girl who's that cute...
But so much has happened that I never would've expected.
At this rate, you'll be a virgin for the rest of your—
I'd rather do everything I can to avoid that!
Why don't I just write down the name of another girl, then?
But then Hiyama-san might just go and kill her mercilessly.
We have to find a way to not get anyone killed...
Why don't you write your name?
Huh?
Well, we already k-kissed once.
And besides, all of this was your fault to begin with!
Ah, with me, you mean? Well...
So it's impossible?
No, I don't think so, but...
Wh-What the heck? Why—
So that's where you've been hiding.
I found you.
I didn't realize at all...
That you'd gone so far with that girl.
Wh-Why? You've never been like this before.
But Aino-kun, you do like me, don't you?
You were always looking at me with such a burning gaze. Did you think I didn't notice?
It made me happy.
I thought you loved me more than anyone else.
That's why I waited all this time for you to confess to me.
But then, somehow, you got with this girl...
It's not fair.
I had no idea...
even if I didn't expect it to work out.
Then I should've confessed before it came to this,
Aino-kun...
Hiyama-san...
Yes, that's right.
But you've already kissed that girl, haven't you?
Right! Execution for you!
What?!
But this was starting to go really well!
I'm going to start with her.
I'll tear her to pieces so she won't survive like she did earlier!
Get out of the way, Aino-kun.
I can't kill her otherwise.
Hey, shinigami! We've gotta run! Wake up!
You're just pretending to be asleep, right?! Hey!
Hurry and let go of that homewrecker!
Damn it! I can't abandon her!
Jeez, you're way too nice.
Shinigami! Wh-What the hell?!
Why were you trying to shield me?
We k-kissed...
It was only for an instant, but you two did share your feelings.
Aino Seiji x Hiyama Akane
It was presumptuous of me, but...
Wait... You didn't!
I did! A couple has been born!
What does that mean?
I digress, but all couples created using the Kiss Note will definitely get married.
M-Married?!
And as for you!
I've been wondering when I should say something about you calling me a shinigami!
Ta-da! I'm an angel!
What?!
Then what was with that outfit earlier?
A hobby. I was cosplaying.
That's confusing!
Well, more accurately, I'm a cupid.
Which means, from now on, please call me "Guri," instead of "shinigami."
If you're a cupid, does that mean you're here to join us together?
Yup!
Liar!
By the power of the Kiss Note, your futures will be bound together forever...
Our futures!
Forever?!
...is what I would like to say, but...
Ta-da!
Guri x Aino Seiji x Hiyama Akane
I'm getting in on this, too!
What?!
Good morning, darling.
S-So yesterday wasn't a dream?
I'm getting in on this, too!
When you shielded me earlier, it hit me!
Huh?
I'm an angel, but I'm actually pretty bad at it.
I want to find out more about what this feeling is.
Whether or not this is what people call "love."
L-Love?
Don't you blatantly cheat in front of me!
Wait, huh? I'm not dead?
Since you've been paired with me, you've received an angel's blessing.
Neither of you will die.
I guess this is what you'd call a love triangle, isn't it?
I won't have it!
Guri-chan, would you like some more?
Please!
Is it good?
Yes!
No, no, no!
You're fitting in way too well here!
You've done something, haven't you?
Done something?
It's the Solve-It-Skillfully Shark!
With this, I can forcefully brainwash everyone,
and so, "skillfully" solve the problem.
Guri-chan is our child.
Stop it!
I had to do it so that I could live here.
L-Live here?!
We're lovers!
We're expected to be together, right?
No way! In the first place, I don't accept that we're lovers!
Now, now, young man.
There's a reason behind this, so please hear me out.
Who are you?!
And it talked?!
It's just like I heard from Guri. Your reactions really are great.
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
How rude of me. I am called Coraly.
For now, I am borrowing the body of your family's pet cat, Blue-san.
He's my supervising angel.
That's the face of an angel?
You guys haven't brainwashed Akua, have you?
Who is that?
My little sister!
Akua-chan is off at her club's training camp.
So she's safe, then.
A little sister! What a nice backstory detail!
I'd love to meet her!
Anyway, what did you want to talk about?
Right, let's continue with that once I've met one more person.
Good morning, Aino-kun.
H-Hiyama-san!
You're so mean, cheating openly in front of me so early in the day.
I can't die, but still, please stop stabbing me.
So that girl is the other woman?
That's right! She's a total yandere!
Th-Then I have something very important
Are you listening, Aino-kun?
to discuss with you two and Guri about things going forward.
What's going on there?
When did Akane-senpai get a boyfriend?!
That boy is Aino Seiji-san?
A human and an angel being paired together is not something that happens often,
but due to the angel's blessing, you both have temporarily become angels yourselves,
so you will not die.
But angels have to work,
or they will go straight to Hell.
I don't want to work.
Since you are temporary angels,
if you go to Hell, you will both lose your souls.
We'll lose our souls?
It means that if Guri does not work as a cupid,
the two of you will disappear, along with your souls.
Hey, you! What kind of mess did you get me mixed up in?!
That's not something to act bashful about!
Which is why I ask that you please support Guri.
I refuse!
Who would want to help this little monkey?
But if you don't, his soul will disappear,
and you can never be joined with him.
Then I'll do it! I'll do anything for my future with Aino-kun!
What should we do, then?
It's simple.
Just like yesterday, you use this notebook...
Wait a second! Don't just go casually making couples like that!
But if you write their name in the notebook,
you can become a couple with anyone.
Well, still! Just think it through before you do that, okay?
Love is incredibly important, isn't it?
My! How wonderful!
You are exactly right, Aino-san!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Guri just does as she pleases,
making male same-sex couples because it suits her interests!
Aino-san! I know I can trust you to help Guri!
You will be helping me with many things from now on.
Thank you for your help in advance!
S-Sure...
I will return to Heaven for now.
You may carry on with life as usual, other than supporting Guri.
That's easier said than done.
Speaking of, where did Hiyama-san go?
Dunno. The pressure in class was too much, so I ran away.
Huh?
Well, it didn't make my heart pound any more than the first time did.
Like I said, don't be so casual about these things!
We've been seen!
Guys like you are just...
Hey, you okay?
D-Don't touch me!
So you act kind toward girls just so you can trick them!
You're awful!
Even though you're going out with Akane-senpai,
you're here cheating on her with another girl!
Hey! That notebook!
Guri!
I ate too much candy and don't want to work.
Oh, jeez! Then catch up later!
'Kay.
Aino-san...
Listen, I'd like you to return that notebook.
It's pretty important.
Hey! D-Did you write something?!
B-But...
Wh-Wh-Wh-What did you write in it?!
S-Stay back!
Oh, my...
What are you doing there?
H-Hiyama-san...
You're such a cheater, Aino-kun.
Shut that off already!
But unsettling background music is crucial when the villain appears.
Who are you calling the villain?!
Homewrecker! I won't let you get away!
I'm just now noticing, but Akane-san isn't human!
Guri! After her!
She's going to kill that girl!
Found them!
Where?
Not good!
What was that?!
That shield just now...
It can't be.
x Kichougasaki Yuzu
x Aino Seiji x Hiyama Akane
Why?!
Only an angel can write names in that notebook.
A regular human can't write in it.
A-Angel?
By the way! What was that shield earlier?
What was that ability that repelled Akane-san's attack?
Okay, okay. First, let's ask about the notebook.
Did you know about that notebook?
I saw everything yesterday.
But if you write their name in the notebook,
you can become a couple with anyone.
So with this notebook, people can fall in love who normally couldn't, right?
Is there someone you want to be a couple with that badly?
I never thought you'd be after Aino-kun.
I finally found you, Yuzu.
This will be...
the end!
Akane-san, stop!
That's the first time you've called me by my first name!
What do I do? I'm so happy!
Akane-senpai, those feelings are just made up!
Huh?
Your feelings for Aino-san are just being faked by this notebook!
He's just using this notebook to fulfill his unrequited longing for you!
I love you, Akane-senpai!
I know these feelings aren't allowed...
But if anyone is going to become your lover, Akane-senpai, it should be me!
Whoa! It's yuri! Real-life yuri!
So she wasn't after me.
But that's Hiyama-san for you. Such a blunt confession from someone who likes her...
Can't happen.
She came right out and said it!
Besides, you're my little sister, aren't you?
L-Little sister?!
Kichougasaki Yuzu, our last names are different, but we're sisters.
Whoa! Forbidden love involving yuri and incest?!
Onee-sama!
I told you, addressing me that way is forbidden.
Is it because we're the same gender? Or is it because we're blood sisters
that you won't respond to my love?
Your feelings for him are just a sham made up by the notebook!
No, they're not a sham.
I would still love him even without the notebook.
No...
Then what happens to my feelings?
It's okay.
Guri x Aino Seiji x Hiyama Akane x Kichougasaki Yuzu
Ta-da!
I've made you part of the couple!
As an angel, I can't just ignore a maiden in love right in front of me.
I can't believe you!
I'm going to kill you!
My bad. I read too much into the situation.
You weren't reading anything! You're an idiot!
Does that mean I'm now my sister's lover?
And ours!
Now, then, you'll have to kiss right away!
If you don't want to, you'll have to kiss one of us at random. Including Seiji-san.
That can not happen!
Share a kiss with Onee-sama?
Aino-kun.
This is not cheating, understand? Also...
Call me by my first name from now on, okay?
Promise?
O-Okay.
I have to hurry and kiss Onee-sama!
Onee-sama!
It was an accident!
Th-That wasn't...
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Next time, we're opening a love clinic for male couples only!
We call it "Bring On the Love"!
Hey, don't tell lies!
I'm sorry. Female couples are okay, too.
Huh?!
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